MARINE CORPSE - From the archives. TOTUS strikes again!
TOTUS - probably has a better job plan than POTUS.
TELEPROMPTER 2.0 - just in time for the next election, Now maybe he'll think we'll stop mocking the T.O.T.U.S.
PERRY GAFFE - Well, in all fairness he did name two more than TOTUS did when asked a similar question, but liberals have very selective memories and fault tolerance levels.
M.O.T.U.S. - Marxist of the United States
C.O.T.U.S. - Coward of the United States, cowering before world leaders, one bow at a time
V.O.T.U.S - Vacationer of the United States
SAVING PRIVATE LYIN - Not possible at this point.